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12:10 Oct 19 2019
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You see, there's this idiot at work...

I don't mean that playfully, I do not kid, nor does this opinion stem from this singular interaction

This MF, walks up to me as I'm leaving, because he's on his sixth break or so, who tf knows.

And it goes like this.

"Yo... My man, you got, like a social media? Because shit would go viral! "

Me hoping I didn't just hear that, I ask him what he's talking about.

"Like, you got an online presence? Because if I took a picture of you, you'd go viral. "

I sigh my wholeheartedly defeated sigh, and I bite both the bait, and the bullet. "Why would I go viral?

"You'd go straight viral if I posted a picture of you, because your name is Jesus and you all black and Emo. Like on Instagram."

Yep. Saw that train from eons away, yet I was still surprised by it's arrival.

Ignoring the unintentional slight, due to pure idiocy, I inform him.

" I have a facebook, bro. " I fail to contain my disdain.

" Really?! "

" Yep. I don't live under a rock." (Not from excessive wants and desires)

"oh you don't seem like the type to have an online presence."

I walk away and go home... Trying to forget the night's stupidity courtesy of that same moron.

And as I walk home, I glance at my spike bracelets, I see the swaying shadow of my trench follow me, I tug on my chain necklace and snort.

That cunt called me emo.

COMMENTS

CaperucitaRoja
13:05 Oct 19 2019

Educate him sweetie. That's all you can do if you want him to get it right. Lol but I'm sure that now he will follow you around like a lost puppy because you spoke to him. Congrats! Now you may be his favorite person at work.